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other husbands sleep late Sunday

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mornings yes Polly not you though no

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Polly you have to be different don't you

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yes Polly I don't know what you seeing

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it no

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all right Lads in your own gateways good

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lads can't you strangle each other at

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home that's why your fathers pay

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rates right

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move I said

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move I Shan say it

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again move

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I count to five then that's

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it 1 2 3 4

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six right

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you

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Crystal hopeless hey what's your team

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called Mony can you hear me

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I got

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there

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morning morning seen who's reing Lord

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Longford good God have you seen who's

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reing s for both sides he blinding both

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eyes blinding

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both we got a full team

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get

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motherucker so light now stop

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cing that's straight

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go on Sam what you know it don't work

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not with Lord Longford right it never

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has before it's worth a bloody

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try where you go you might report me

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he's threatened to before well threaten

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him back put the fear of Christ up in

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how do we do that stared him

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out morning Mr arish Ted no thank you

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I'm not offered you one yet offered me a

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what

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cigarette I had no intention of doing

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good do you fancy some chewing gum good

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morning oh nice to see you again mrv Dad

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brought my own lemon thank you and

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imbrication I never said a word nobody

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offered you a lousy

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lemon would you like to go before the

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league committee would you like to go to

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hell I've been ly that's what I'm doing

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here

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ball no Corner Flags again I notice it's

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the last time I'll lend anything to the

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YWCA

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captains please

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by

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Joey good morning good

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morning a few Pearls of Wisdom from one

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who

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knows what we're now about to witness is

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called a football match not the

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beginning of World War II not the

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destruction of the human race a football

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match in it each of the teams will

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attempt to score more goals than the

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other what are you looking at not

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much that will be done by kicking the

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ball in the net as opposed to kicking

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other people in the crutch right great

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thank you

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should we start are we going to stand

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there and freeze

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today if I see a good clean exhibition

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of footfall skill you won't know I'm

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here if on the other hand and acting

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according to the new Gospel According to

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lthm S Dan as any foul tackles from

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behind shirt pulling swearing at me

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dropping Dead with senitor dance because

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some other player accidentally looks at

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you out comes my little book and in it

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goes the name arguing with the referee

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will naturally not not be tolerated well

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all the bloody El's arguing are you

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trying to get yourself in the Guinness

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Book of Records the only player to be

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sent off before the game's even started

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like a bloody tape recorder did you

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speak no it was

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yawning heads or tails Tails heads it is

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as we are May the best team win why

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come on Al come on fellas you can lick

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this lot no

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bother come on back now go for that ball

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hungry for the ball play football and

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the goals will

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come good L that's the idea come on last

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move about making like bloody

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idiot yes come on

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come on

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Ronnie Ronnie's been off it for a week

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off what you know serving his strength

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for today so he says that it for God's

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sake ref obstruction BL

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obstruction Who's down Ronnie right in

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the doings

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all right you can get

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back yes Act of the Year award

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1971 the L hurt child birst never

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present off be fair ref I said off you

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can get up now you got your free kick

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and you lot get 10 yards

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back I said off yes I heard you

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magnificent referes Authority wonderful

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sight to

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see I'm warning you

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be okay

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now

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engag be fair ref oh hello first C of

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spring got a free kick what more does he

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want the British Empire medal in a visit

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to match of the day when it's in his

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area fair's fair ref same old song

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second verse same as the first bring on

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the dancing girls slice it for a goal

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kick and scream for a corner boot it

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into touch and claim a throw in one day

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a play will come up to me and say uh

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excuse me ref you probably didn't see it

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busy as you are but I've just kicked

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their striker in the cal It's praying on

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my mind so would you care to take my

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name please

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well I'm not supposed to be that par

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keeper it's his job not going fishing in

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cheser with his dirty boots and his bag

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worms you do the pictures Norman he said

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you can watch the

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football if I was interested in bloody

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football wouldn't be a park and Gardens

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Department employee would I be a bloody

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footballer calling for the ball without

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calling the name of the man in

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possession I called his name no argument

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I called it you Go funny with too much

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imagination you know you can start

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wearing ladies hats in Market Street I

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even called you the L's name before that

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one got it thank you that's an even

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bigger offense he's playing for the

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other side he's not the only one is

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he any chance of a game of

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football in association football we have

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rules we call them the rules of

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Association in football being fair

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doesn't mean being fair to you it means

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being

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fair understand

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no

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no a ref come

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off L on God that's it now thr now

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you're thr now get to the Midfield L

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dominate the Midfield like a short

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you're

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gone Well Done Right striking hard now

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take it in take it in l into the space

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Freddy dear dear oh dear

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get together

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ladent President Nixon but I thought

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America and China were bitter enemies

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well it's what they call Ping Pong

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diplomacy I mean that's the expression

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they

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use and the Russians have got the needle

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oh naturally they've been daggers drawn

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with China ever since kov denounce him

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at the 21st Party Conference for

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revisionism for what well it's an

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expression they

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use the suspicious of the western block

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ever since you

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alter since when

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Y is that another

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expression another

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conference we seem to be better allies

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with France these days since old wats is

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named out well with the Advent of the

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course you know what happened during the

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first world war the French wom put

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poison in all the wells for our soldiers

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to

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drink we on our side not the women no

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don't tug sweetheart that's not nice

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nice walk

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is

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great come on

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by hell they're a rough lot rough lot

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aren't they kick anything that moves

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they kick their own grandmothers never

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heard of

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sportsmanship get him down Tommy go for

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his left knee cap the one with the

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bandage on go for his left knee cap

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good lad good

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lad Gardens that's where I should be

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planting

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cran told on that the labor

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exchange no one

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listens D

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thing you can watch the football

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s he's scared to be that's what it is

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when he try and pinch the go po after

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the

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match you come back with them

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GOP I know what team you play for I'll

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tell you the

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police silly old

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fool it was a police dirting that was

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pinching him

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that's never

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straight well cover John straight on the

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middle now John good long ball use the

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link man good luck that's it that's a

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play L you can do it oh for Christ sake

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on down with me with

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it I'm out face come on now what's

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tickling you the bad bounce that was all

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it wasn't my fault no it was a nice shot

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magnificent Marksmanship wonderful sight

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to see another in to the left you'd have

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had it rolling down the M1 could you do

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better I wish was your age ly that's all

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you never have been mate we had a thing

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called skill different game today

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World different world different world Al

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together handall

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referee he handled it ref play on play

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on oh come

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on accident where the hell were you

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looking don't be so cruel I'm old enough

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to be their father

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referee watch that man that's a

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foul it should be sent off for

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that then there's

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Japan very touchy about him going to

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China ping pong's right old Emperor

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dudah coming over here to visit the

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queen Queen soon forget don't they

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forget

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what like

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Germany they are allies

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now young boys go over there for

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holidays wasn't much of a holiday for

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their fathers born at the wrong time

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pingpong my next door neighbors booked

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for Northern

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Ireland football's not back already is

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it oh I get sick of it Malcolm Allison

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wears nice matching shirt

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sometimes come

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here get him apart get him apart animals

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come on both of you come here come on

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down right that's it come here both of

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you come on that's

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final it's been the next Sunday morning

287
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in

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church both of you for the first time in

289
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your lives certainly won't be allowed

290
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anywhere near a football he was pulling

291
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a Shar off me back it was a

292
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retaliation subsequent to constant

293
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provocation thank you Bob Wilson another

294
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two minutes and you would have had me

295
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down to MRA names it was EAS at the

296
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moment a technical foul that's all I'm

297
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not giving way I'm not giving way names

298
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keep your mtion say

299
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:26,720
nothing did he pull your shirt Nora I

300
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wasn't asking

301
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:30,720
you did he pull your shirt

302
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no were you retaliating to constant

303
00:19:33,279 --> 00:19:38,678
provocation

304
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no now look here the lot of you if you

305
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:43,200
want to play this match according to the

306
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laws of the Jungle I'm abandoning it

307
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right

308
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right I got a couple of AR anger tangs

309
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fighting over a bloody

310
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banana this is a colly Hurston District

311
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third division League match not Custer's

312
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Last soding Stand only Lads Mr Army dead

313
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just lads that all look we live in a

314
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civilized society even two year olds

315
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know the difference between right and

316
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wrong play

317
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rules we play as a team with

318
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teamwork teamwork and skill

319
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right

320
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listen always leave at least half what's

321
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in the wallets if there three quid just

322
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Nick

323
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one same with any loose chain in the

324
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pockets why because then they're not

325
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sure it's missing

326
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oh so we'll have a bounce up

327
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B

328
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please uh and don't think I've given way

329
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because I haven't I'm respecting you all

330
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as

331
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footballers and you just respect the

332
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laws of the game respect for each other

333
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respect for the

334
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referee we'll all profit by

335
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it right

336
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[Music]

337
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[Music]

338
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[Applause]

339
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,359
oh you're too bloody slow Joy you'll

340
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have to come up the

341
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[Music]

342
00:21:55,880 --> 00:22:00,520
beer Who the hell's disy te

343
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[Music]

344
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:13,160
get come on you

345
00:22:09,519 --> 00:22:16,278
get how you how

346
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[Music]

347
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:21,280
[Applause]

348
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:24,349
[Music]

349
00:22:21,279 --> 00:22:24,348
[Applause]

350
00:22:24,759 --> 00:22:31,499
[Music]

351
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[Applause]

352
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:44,278
goalkeeper

353
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here I don't believe it his whistle mad

354
00:22:44,278 --> 00:22:51,278
hey Ronny rald get on with the

355
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:54,960
game he's whistle mad isn't he talk

356
00:22:51,278 --> 00:22:57,359
about Ronny rald oh ref are you the

357
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goalkeeper he ain't done nothing oh go

358
00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:00,359
away

359
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,359
what are we ever going to have the

360
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:08,519
pleasure of seeing you take this goal

361
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:10,798
kick I'm taking it oh no me me like I

362
00:23:08,519 --> 00:23:10,798
can't

363
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:17,480
walk it's biggest gme of all time

364
00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:19,960
wasting more than a crime a sin wishing

365
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your life away and that's more than a

366
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:24,798
caution ly that's a philosophy of life

367
00:23:22,679 --> 00:23:27,159
it's nearly half time anyway be Hal time

368
00:23:24,798 --> 00:23:30,440
when I say so when the 45 minutes are up

369
00:23:27,159 --> 00:23:30,440
it's nowhere near half time

370
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:35,319
off

371
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[Music]

372
00:23:55,919 --> 00:24:02,000
time right come on now Alin pull your

373
00:23:58,759 --> 00:24:05,679
together now Mark a man get him man he's

374
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,679
in a space there big tall fell

375
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[Music]

376
00:24:15,319 --> 00:24:20,369
Joy good

377
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:23,450
decision right lad go on swing it

378
00:24:20,369 --> 00:24:23,449
[Applause]

379
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:31,880
back come on let's have some attack

380
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:33,798
this time now this time move the ball

381
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:36,200
Joey move the ball don't let the ball

382
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knock you

383
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:40,679
over I have to I need a new defense as

384
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:43,480
well must have somebody else up there

385
00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:43,480
back that's bloody

386
00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:50,159
shocking across now

387
00:24:55,200 --> 00:25:00,319
over stries ball I supp come on

388
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[Applause]

389
00:25:23,079 --> 00:25:30,319
oh you great big fairy go get the

390
00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:30,319
ball go straight to

391
00:25:30,599 --> 00:25:34,278
if if I didn't have a gumy leg I'd do it

392
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:41,959
perfect and if if I did it perfect did

393
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:43,440
say oh gracious me we can't have that

394
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,880
let's put him on planting cant in

395
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,159
Picadilly

396
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:50,600
Gardens and if I was if I was brilliant

397
00:25:47,159 --> 00:25:51,880
at that they'd say oh gracious me he's

398
00:25:50,599 --> 00:25:54,199
brilliant at

399
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:56,000
gardening let's sign him on for Arsenal

400
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:59,080
at Center

401
00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:01,759
forward and I'd say stick

402
00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:05,519
sweetheart I'm not interested in

403
00:26:01,759 --> 00:26:07,960
football I'm not how many others like

404
00:26:05,519 --> 00:26:12,158
that's so broke me like in the first

405
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:12,159
place two ball two

406
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:21,440
ball oh God I'm hungry come on I'll what

407
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,440
no idea you know

408
00:26:21,558 --> 00:26:28,678
been clear the ball up the field up the

409
00:26:24,398 --> 00:26:28,678
field made the ball come on

410
00:26:28,798 --> 00:26:33,599
I know that's the trouble feel like I've

411
00:26:31,038 --> 00:26:33,599
been through

412
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[Music]

413
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:48,038
Mill no good keep the ball

414
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:48,038
moving the post the fire

415
00:26:49,759 --> 00:26:56,798
post h fire

416
00:26:52,599 --> 00:26:58,369
D pigs bum pork you know I don't like

417
00:26:56,798 --> 00:27:00,158
you swearing

418
00:26:58,369 --> 00:27:02,199
[Music]

419
00:27:00,159 --> 00:27:06,000
oh you've come have

420
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:08,360
you when the game's half over you told

421
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:11,200
me not to come at all because you said

422
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:14,000
you wouldn't because you told me not

423
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:16,200
to why have you then because you won't

424
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:20,038
do as I say or because you tell

425
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:25,840
lies come on Stewart come on out

426
00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:25,839
quick get out take a

427
00:27:38,679 --> 00:27:42,720
it was you that was obstinate at the

428
00:27:40,038 --> 00:27:44,319
party you'd been obstinate all evening

429
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:46,000
only after you've been obstinate at the

430
00:27:44,319 --> 00:27:47,759
party you should have said you were

431
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:50,119
sorry when you had the chance well I'm

432
00:27:47,759 --> 00:27:54,000
here now aren't I silly halfway through

433
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:57,539
the match proves I'm sorry two wrongs

434
00:27:54,000 --> 00:28:00,690
don't make her right

435
00:27:57,539 --> 00:28:00,690
[Music]

436
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,240
come

437
00:28:11,759 --> 00:28:19,319
here Min come here everything by score

438
00:28:16,679 --> 00:28:21,240
it's heartbreaking breaks your heart

439
00:28:19,319 --> 00:28:24,678
doesn't he oh class and we should be

440
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:27,670
five up at least different class should

441
00:28:24,679 --> 00:28:30,759
be winning five none

442
00:28:27,670 --> 00:28:30,759
[Music]

443
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:37,798
the fire ball it come off him ref it

444
00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:37,798
come off the strike man

445
00:28:38,359 --> 00:28:42,599
ref right Mar fell now come

446
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:56,600
on nasty ball mommy carry you bluming

447
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:03,840
Ruffians then there was Cyprus few years

448
00:28:59,759 --> 00:29:06,599
back your May is Arnold killed the

449
00:29:03,839 --> 00:29:08,240
terrorists Archbishop macarius everybody

450
00:29:06,599 --> 00:29:10,599
all the cartoonist making him out

451
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:12,720
another Hitler he looked to villain with

452
00:29:10,599 --> 00:29:17,199
that beard who not now though best of

453
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:17,200
poers he comes visiting the queen as

454
00:29:18,079 --> 00:29:24,639
well must seem a bit puzzling for your

455
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:30,038
Mary we late in the day for her

456
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:30,038
Arnold poor Tommy nasty

457
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:37,679
[Applause]

458
00:29:34,278 --> 00:29:37,679
men on

459
00:29:37,919 --> 00:29:42,159
ra Christ's sake on your bloody

460
00:29:44,630 --> 00:29:50,780
[Applause]

461
00:29:54,798 --> 00:30:00,038
eyes is now Mar's armor was under age

462
00:29:58,359 --> 00:30:02,918
when he joined

463
00:30:00,038 --> 00:30:06,000
up joke isn't it aled his birth

464
00:30:02,919 --> 00:30:06,000
certificate to get his death

465
00:30:08,730 --> 00:30:11,828
[Music]

466
00:30:13,798 --> 00:30:17,398
certificate I we should have a cricket

467
00:30:15,759 --> 00:30:19,319
score here that's life isn't it lad I

468
00:30:17,398 --> 00:30:21,359
can't you give us one that's wishful

469
00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:23,918
thinking that's a jinx on a PO you can't

470
00:30:21,359 --> 00:30:24,798
blame that blame the patron CER football

471
00:30:23,919 --> 00:30:29,519
who's

472
00:30:24,798 --> 00:30:31,490
that who's that come on

473
00:30:29,519 --> 00:30:40,249
Ste Ste Ste

474
00:30:31,490 --> 00:30:40,249
[Music]

475
00:30:44,589 --> 00:30:49,750
[Applause]

476
00:30:46,619 --> 00:30:49,750
[Music]

477
00:30:51,519 --> 00:30:59,599
Ste nice ball son use it bad luck be a

478
00:30:57,398 --> 00:31:02,879
decent player

479
00:30:59,599 --> 00:31:04,719
that's a foul oh forget it he globed him

480
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:06,440
a minute ago mind you he deserved it for

481
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:08,720
calling him what he did but then again

482
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,600
he got cold it himself in the first half

483
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:12,720
this your

484
00:31:09,599 --> 00:31:15,879
circle so where do you start tell them

485
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:18,720
to play the game play to the rules half

486
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:21,440
of them's probably been on the D for 18

487
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:24,159
months find the space lad now Shield the

488
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:26,320
ball oh hard

489
00:31:24,159 --> 00:31:28,799
luck of course he should have a cricket

490
00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:29,720
score but that is life

491
00:31:28,798 --> 00:31:32,879
I wasn't

492
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:35,558
wrong not that it ever sinks in and all

493
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:37,679
you can do is tell them to be fair it's

494
00:31:35,558 --> 00:31:39,720
never one a football match yet mind you

495
00:31:37,679 --> 00:31:42,440
never won anything they might not know

496
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:44,880
meises but they know that all right been

497
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:49,480
out of nappies long

498
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:52,600
enough what can they do blame the ref

499
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:54,558
yes Lads I know being fair isn't fair

500
00:31:52,599 --> 00:31:56,839
any day of the week that's why we turn

501
00:31:54,558 --> 00:32:01,000
out on Sundays hoping this time it will

502
00:31:56,839 --> 00:32:04,000
be never is but we hope the beauty of

503
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,000
football we used to call

504
00:32:04,119 --> 00:32:09,798
it well we friends again now it's up to

505
00:32:07,919 --> 00:32:13,038
you ain't it you're the one that's

506
00:32:09,798 --> 00:32:13,038
silking hey

507
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:20,880
when you never dance with me like you

508
00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:22,440
were with Alan Potter you never look at

509
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,320
me like you did at that bird wearing no

510
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:26,360
bra only because you'll dance like you

511
00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:28,558
did with Alan Potter don't that prove

512
00:32:26,359 --> 00:32:31,558
something no

513
00:32:28,558 --> 00:32:31,558
it does it proves

514
00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:44,200
theay with now

515
00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:46,879
[Music]

516
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:50,080
do proves

517
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:53,159
what can't

518
00:32:50,079 --> 00:32:54,599
remember one of them days we're just not

519
00:32:53,159 --> 00:32:57,120
getting the run of the

520
00:32:54,599 --> 00:32:59,359
ball come on Alan you've got nothing to

521
00:32:57,119 --> 00:33:01,278
beat I didn't know you were a comedian

522
00:32:59,359 --> 00:33:04,398
as

523
00:33:01,278 --> 00:33:05,638
well they're all over us they making us

524
00:33:04,398 --> 00:33:08,239
look

525
00:33:05,638 --> 00:33:12,000
sick who side are you on

526
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:14,240
anyway well they are why are they

527
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:17,038
because they're a better rotten team are

528
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:19,440
they what's the score

529
00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:21,158
then just cuz there's no goals don't

530
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:25,519
mean there shouldn't have

531
00:33:21,159 --> 00:33:27,519
been you winning why are you interested

532
00:33:25,519 --> 00:33:30,759
if I wasn't I wouldn't ask if you were

533
00:33:27,519 --> 00:33:30,759
you'd rest as soon as you got

534
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:37,000
here it's n n I'm not

535
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:45,200
interested first time Watson first time

536
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,200
first time

537
00:33:47,029 --> 00:33:52,059
[Music]

538
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:55,140
Watson referee

539
00:33:52,059 --> 00:33:55,139
[Music]

540
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:05,880
oh dear dear again for God's sake it's

541
00:34:02,919 --> 00:34:08,760
like a mad house it's like the world's

542
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:13,119
gone mad like a flaming mad house isn't

543
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:15,240
it do you have to repeat everything I

544
00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:18,720
say I don't

545
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:22,678
do all the time every

546
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:24,759
syllable no no no I just happen to be

547
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:25,679
agreeing with you that's all I share

548
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:29,399
your

549
00:34:25,679 --> 00:34:33,440
opinions that's not agreeing sucking up

550
00:34:29,398 --> 00:34:36,960
that's it tackling oh come

551
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:40,838
on I don't suck up to no one I

552
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:43,199
don't never have done to me every

553
00:34:40,838 --> 00:34:44,719
Wednesday night at training sessions

554
00:34:43,199 --> 00:34:46,118
every Friday night at planning and

555
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:49,878
tactics

556
00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:51,559
meetings every Sunday morning B I just

557
00:34:49,878 --> 00:34:53,559
said we're out classing them and we

558
00:34:51,559 --> 00:34:56,000
should have had five in you know the

559
00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:59,000
world's gone mad well that's what I said

560
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:03,199
yes agreed I just happened to say after

561
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:04,559
you did that all you're an old man Sam

562
00:35:03,199 --> 00:35:07,480
to for this

563
00:35:04,559 --> 00:35:09,719
Caper you're 50 years too

564
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:12,400
old I know my

565
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:16,319
football I've got an old head on my

566
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,320
shoulders You' got old bloody

567
00:35:16,519 --> 00:35:24,039
shoulders so Billy Meredith I did I Ro

568
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:26,679
on wing for city with a toothpick in his

569
00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:29,639
mouth he always played with a toothpick

570
00:35:26,679 --> 00:35:29,639
in his mouth

571
00:35:34,639 --> 00:35:37,598
what's that got to do with

572
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:44,320
it we happen to be playing

573
00:35:41,119 --> 00:35:45,920
433 it's deliberate tactical strategy

574
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,960
we're playing it tight at the back and

575
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:50,960
waiting for a quick break up front we

576
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:53,280
must be quick I haven't seen one yet we

577
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:55,358
haven't had one yet we're pacing our

578
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:58,750
bloody

579
00:35:55,358 --> 00:36:01,039
selves you just biased come

580
00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:03,289
[Music]

581
00:36:01,039 --> 00:36:05,159
onad come on have

582
00:36:03,289 --> 00:36:09,719
[Music]

583
00:36:05,159 --> 00:36:09,719
a you don't know what it's all about do

584
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:16,920
you a poor little love see how he keeps

585
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:21,440
looking at that ball he's Disturbed you

586
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:23,519
know it could disturb him for life oh oh

587
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,679
now don't do that to your auntie Gwen

588
00:36:23,519 --> 00:36:28,759
that's

589
00:36:24,679 --> 00:36:31,440
naughty it was only playing

590
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:34,079
still that's politics isn't it nothing

591
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:36,440
Ordinary People Can Do Well human beings

592
00:36:34,079 --> 00:36:40,800
don't matter to them it's all money

593
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:42,679
power no feelings none at all how oh

594
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:46,318
leave your auntie Gwen

595
00:36:42,679 --> 00:36:48,759
alone you see he is

596
00:36:46,318 --> 00:36:53,358
Disturbed I mean what do government care

597
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:59,240
about suffering nothing nothing at

598
00:36:53,358 --> 00:37:01,000
all a what's the matter a sweetheart he

599
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:04,759
probably stood on his stone with his

600
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:08,358
little paw little

601
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:10,200
love that's it now you're working well

602
00:37:08,358 --> 00:37:12,519
no

603
00:37:10,199 --> 00:37:15,318
never one more like that and you go and

604
00:37:12,519 --> 00:37:16,719
get rest bingo I went for the ball

605
00:37:15,318 --> 00:37:18,239
according to the laws of football or you

606
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:20,318
liable before ascending off according to

607
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:22,399
the law of the realm you get 5 years at

608
00:37:20,318 --> 00:37:24,559
least without remission I accidentally

609
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:26,318
nudged him Grievous bodily arm before

610
00:37:24,559 --> 00:37:28,639
any caught in the land now go on get 10

611
00:37:26,318 --> 00:37:31,880
yards back go on get get it on the wing

612
00:37:28,639 --> 00:37:36,039
have a DI come on give me the ball no

613
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:38,838
ref no take the kick on my say so right

614
00:37:36,039 --> 00:37:38,838
10 yards back I

615
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:47,358
said 10 not two

616
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:47,359
10 a bit more over this way come on come

617
00:37:49,358 --> 00:37:59,199
on 2 three 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 where I am

618
00:37:56,639 --> 00:38:02,679
keep it TI

619
00:37:59,199 --> 00:38:05,799
captain please good morning I want these

620
00:38:02,679 --> 00:38:08,039
qu girls standing here tell them oh move

621
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,039
back a

622
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:16,358
bit right if you don't move from off

623
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:19,599
that ball 10 yards I abandon the match

624
00:38:16,358 --> 00:38:19,598
got to bend it that

625
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:25,459
side that's see from here glad best

626
00:38:23,318 --> 00:38:28,529
monkey two

627
00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:28,530
[Music]

628
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:34,440
don't break whatever break aband it l

629
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:40,799
abandon we get y

630
00:38:38,039 --> 00:38:42,880
back get back 10 yard we will play the

631
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:45,839
game according to the rules or not at

632
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:48,920
all I shall not have my authority

633
00:38:45,838 --> 00:38:52,279
flouted that's it in it it's you that

634
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:52,280
matters you and your bloody

635
00:38:52,519 --> 00:38:57,800
whistle not me you don't give a son

636
00:38:55,519 --> 00:38:59,559
about the football just you you saw

637
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:02,960
you're the big cheese showing everybody

638
00:38:59,559 --> 00:39:05,199
who boss it's the other way

639
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:07,880
around it's the other way around it's

640
00:39:05,199 --> 00:39:12,598
completely the other I just want to be

641
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:12,599
fair well prove it then yeah prove

642
00:39:22,079 --> 00:39:30,440
it go on then I'll accept your apology

643
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:30,440
have to be going

644
00:39:31,519 --> 00:39:37,519
now I was only R to you cuz we're not

645
00:39:34,358 --> 00:39:42,598
winning I

646
00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:42,599
know and you did come to watch me yeah I

647
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,079
did you only dance with Alan Potter cuz

648
00:39:46,318 --> 00:39:51,480
I was

649
00:39:47,079 --> 00:39:51,480
obstinate well you say you're sorry

650
00:39:53,079 --> 00:39:58,599
then I'm sorry

651
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:59,399
Jina say it again

652
00:39:58,599 --> 00:40:02,680
I'm

653
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,680
sorry I

654
00:40:06,519 --> 00:40:11,960
accept oh well thanks for some lousy

655
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:17,599
times where you going roller skating

656
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:20,599
with Alan

657
00:40:17,599 --> 00:40:20,599
Potter

658
00:40:22,318 --> 00:40:28,199
well back to your positions direct free

659
00:40:25,519 --> 00:40:30,559
kick defending team 10 yards from the

660
00:40:28,199 --> 00:40:32,039
ball and I mean 10 yards according to

661
00:40:30,559 --> 00:40:34,000
the rules once the match has been

662
00:40:32,039 --> 00:40:37,358
abandoned it can't be restarted can it

663
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:39,800
get on with the game I didn't abandon it

664
00:40:37,358 --> 00:40:45,119
I said I might you never

665
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:45,119
did don't argue with the referee come

666
00:40:46,119 --> 00:40:51,318
on I kept my side of the bargain keep it

667
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:55,400
close back a bit

668
00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:58,559
Lads thank you face the ball Palace come

669
00:40:55,400 --> 00:41:01,650
on I'll definely never 10

670
00:40:58,559 --> 00:41:01,650
[Music]

671
00:41:07,559 --> 00:41:11,559
yard

672
00:41:09,199 --> 00:41:15,279
anyway you do your

673
00:41:11,559 --> 00:41:15,279
best it's all you can

674
00:41:15,679 --> 00:41:21,919
do even painting white

675
00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:24,159
lines with the same love you give to

676
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:28,760
planting

677
00:41:24,159 --> 00:41:28,759
croissants that's a satisfaction

678
00:41:28,838 --> 00:41:32,119
why while she never he the boogers

679
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:52,490
mistakes go on he's outside don't him

680
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:55,358
offside he one

681
00:41:52,489 --> 00:41:59,679
[Applause]

682
00:41:55,358 --> 00:41:59,679
hour take it lad take it check it

683
00:41:59,739 --> 00:42:06,819
[Applause]

684
00:42:03,739 --> 00:42:06,819
[Music]

685
00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:09,959
[Applause]

686
00:42:12,159 --> 00:42:18,480
l well done get FL he was blowing his

687
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:20,280
nose I blowing my nose well what's your

688
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:23,639
bloody nose doing up there then your FL

689
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:25,640
for upside he didn't I didn't the refere

690
00:42:23,639 --> 00:42:29,118
on his back out there he the referee's

691
00:42:25,639 --> 00:42:29,118
on his back out there

692
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:49,960
how long was I out few

693
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,960
seconds I'll add 5 seconds on

694
00:42:55,519 --> 00:42:58,949
[Applause]

695
00:43:06,159 --> 00:43:09,519
it was no goal it was

696
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:17,679
offside no goal it was offside ref you

697
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:19,960
blew for a goal I blew for offside you

698
00:43:17,679 --> 00:43:24,279
took your time about it I was jostled by

699
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:26,800
a player I Blew as soon as I could we

700
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:29,960
shall now proceed to take the free kick

701
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,960
sorry I sponge your face

702
00:43:32,838 --> 00:43:39,960
now what's that for could have allowed

703
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:41,759
it an offside goal is that how you want

704
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:44,679
to win it's right that's all if we don't

705
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:47,800
win it's wrong yes it

706
00:43:44,679 --> 00:43:50,440
is no flaming Justice the other side's

707
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:52,280
got a free kick that's Justice oh you

708
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:55,519
know what I

709
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:59,040
mean yes I do sick of bloody football

710
00:43:55,519 --> 00:43:59,039
I'm bloody sick of it

711
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:04,480
you should hang your boots up

712
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,480
then you shouldn't

713
00:44:07,838 --> 00:44:14,519
play what why do you think I I took up

714
00:44:11,679 --> 00:44:17,078
refereeing I have promise but for the

715
00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:19,159
war Arrington Stanley once wanted me for

716
00:44:17,079 --> 00:44:21,599
a trial

717
00:44:19,159 --> 00:44:24,199
1939 I'd have been another dixid they

718
00:44:21,599 --> 00:44:28,039
said once it filled out they were bloody

719
00:44:24,199 --> 00:44:28,039
wrong then weren't they

720
00:44:36,570 --> 00:44:42,480
[Music]

721
00:44:39,559 --> 00:44:42,480
big one down the middle

722
00:44:50,460 --> 00:44:57,318
[Music]

723
00:44:53,000 --> 00:45:00,880
fredet on J

724
00:44:57,318 --> 00:45:00,880
again Ro up

725
00:45:30,199 --> 00:45:36,759
um I don't exactly uh get your team back

726
00:45:33,519 --> 00:45:36,759
in your own half ladder for the

727
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:43,119
kickoff the

728
00:45:40,119 --> 00:45:44,519
kickoff yes ladyy we always have a

729
00:45:43,119 --> 00:45:48,400
kickoff after a goal has been scored

730
00:45:44,519 --> 00:45:48,400
don't we otherwise we'd die of

731
00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:56,039
exposure a goal's been scored a goal has

732
00:45:53,119 --> 00:45:57,838
been scored are we winning One n you're

733
00:45:56,039 --> 00:46:00,239
winning One n

734
00:45:57,838 --> 00:46:00,239
give a

735
00:46:00,980 --> 00:46:04,119
[Applause]

736
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:16,160
go it you can't give that's a go that's

737
00:46:12,159 --> 00:46:18,719
stupid n law n paragraph B of the rules

738
00:46:16,159 --> 00:46:21,039
of football published by the Council of

739
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:24,519
the Football Association Patron Her

740
00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:29,159
Majesty of the queen states that

741
00:46:24,519 --> 00:46:31,960
uh the ball is in play at all times if

742
00:46:29,159 --> 00:46:34,399
it rebounds off either the referee or

743
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:37,800
linesman when they are in the field of

744
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:39,599
play that's ridiculous how Bloody like

745
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,640
satisfied the ball didn't rebound off

746
00:46:39,599 --> 00:46:44,160
you oh don't argue with the referee Lads

747
00:46:41,639 --> 00:46:46,279
I don't want to send you all up they

748
00:46:44,159 --> 00:46:48,279
only stroll up the field and tap another

749
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,839
one but look ref the ball didn't rebound

750
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,440
off you it was centered from the right

751
00:46:49,838 --> 00:46:54,000
and you not of the suddening thing in

752
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:56,559
deliberate no sir and you're asking for

753
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:59,199
trouble being on the field of play get

754
00:46:56,559 --> 00:47:01,839
the was centered from the right I ran up

755
00:46:59,199 --> 00:47:04,358
with play according to my duty it struck

756
00:47:01,838 --> 00:47:06,279
me on the head accidentally as I

757
00:47:04,358 --> 00:47:10,838
endeavored to get out of the way and

758
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:13,280
rebounded into the net law 9 paragraph b

759
00:47:10,838 --> 00:47:15,639
a goal but took the bloody ball the ball

760
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:16,960
didn't strike you there 11 men over

761
00:47:15,639 --> 00:47:19,598
there who wouldn't agree with that

762
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:21,199
interpretation nor would the referee

763
00:47:19,599 --> 00:47:25,680
acting in accordance with the rules of

764
00:47:21,199 --> 00:47:25,679
the game be fair

765
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:36,340
[Music]

766
00:47:35,619 --> 00:47:43,319
[Applause]

767
00:47:36,340 --> 00:47:43,320
[Music]

768
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:51,880
Asam Fred can't say

769
00:47:54,239 --> 00:48:01,118
anything to kick his ribs in

770
00:47:57,559 --> 00:48:01,119
bloody water for 90 minutes for

771
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:09,440
nothing excuse me

772
00:48:10,838 --> 00:48:17,078
Mr Excuse me Mr gy said yeah I'm not

773
00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:22,239
complaining no but it wasn't far our

774
00:48:17,079 --> 00:48:25,440
goal was it absolutely legal law n

775
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:29,799
paragraph I see good

776
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:33,240
morning a still think it was unfair

777
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:37,440
really only in the eyes of God lad and

778
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:37,439
he's needed new glasses for nearly 2,000

779
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,639
years come

780
00:48:54,239 --> 00:49:00,519
in hey mister are you disy D

781
00:48:57,358 --> 00:49:05,000
who footballer Dizzy

782
00:49:00,519 --> 00:49:07,519
Dean Dixie Dean in then he was very

783
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:10,599
famous aren't

784
00:49:07,519 --> 00:49:13,519
you who told you about him it was in a

785
00:49:10,599 --> 00:49:17,680
comic oh I see I've been guarding this

786
00:49:13,519 --> 00:49:20,079
place H I've been guarding it while

787
00:49:17,679 --> 00:49:22,639
you've been playing in case anyone

788
00:49:20,079 --> 00:49:25,160
breaks in and pinches anything he get

789
00:49:22,639 --> 00:49:28,318
skin heads around here sometimes thank

790
00:49:25,159 --> 00:49:28,318
you son

791
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:40,358
five new pennies T hey son what another

792
00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:46,119
five makes

793
00:49:40,358 --> 00:49:46,119
10 what's that for Sunday

794
00:50:08,269 --> 00:50:19,969
[Music]

795
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,269
[Music]

796
00:50:29,710 --> 00:51:30,619
[Music]

797
00:51:32,869 --> 00:52:25,518
[Music]

798
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:31,728
for

799
00:52:28,610 --> 00:52:31,729
[Music]